no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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