well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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