Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many bounce houses so little time
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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