508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
