One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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