Me. At least after what I've been through.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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