I think scott just propositioned me for sex
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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