She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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