dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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