If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
wow bdsm is so cute
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