Who did Billy Mays play for?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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