Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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