nutella sex= disaster
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Randomize
