i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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