the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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