I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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