What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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