Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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