Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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