I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
