So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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