Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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