Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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