ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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