There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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