Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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