yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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