If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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