i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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