i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Let's get the cat blown out
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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