You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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