Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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