Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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