I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize