I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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