i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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