Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.