Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.