didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.