another moral hangover. fuck.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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