hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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