Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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