the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Blood and glitter go together right?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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