I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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