And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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