he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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