If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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