If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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