My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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