ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
my being single is dangerous.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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