He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I need water and some morals
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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