There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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