we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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