bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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