Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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