yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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