do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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